Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

Bauer

Bauer (slang), to be a homosexual or ‘bent’or strange

Look at that bauer

Bauer

Someone or something epic

Dude, that was so bauer!

Bauer

Something or someone epic

Dude, that’s so bauer!

Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation

Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid

Bauer

The best gay friend ever!!! He is so nice and funny. Honestly the best, better than the rest.

Yolanda: "Are you friends with Bauer??"
Jess: "Yup Bauer is the best, better than the rest."

Bauer Sesh

A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.

Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.