belt sander

Varient of tool. Someone who is more annoying than, say, having an beltsander pressed to any part of your person.

Hey, here comes Bill. I can't stand this tool. What a friggin' belt sander.

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brown belt

Having Anal sex for you first time

I finally got my brownbelt last night

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shoelace belt

You have totally missed the point of a shoelace belt. Skateboarders wear it for functionality not style it doesn't feel very comfortable having a real belt digging in your side while bending down for pop. True some belts feel better than others, but it does not compare to a shoelace belt.

People not being lazy or trying to be cool while wearing a shoelace belt example REAL skateboarders.

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bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

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garter belt

flizbot is a perfect example of the gulf between men and women.a Garter Belt IS Sexy ask any man!

A girl in stockings and garter belt is a sight to behold
Phwooooar.

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Orion's belt

The name of the belt you earn whenever intergalactic species start having sex with each and you have sex with your first alien.

Hey Ricky, you hookup up with that alien chick from the bar last night?

Ya man! I got my Orion's belt!

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Gucci belt

A gucci belt is a belt by the popular name brand, Gucci. Gucci belts are usually worn to flex on others and assert your dominance/

Dang bro did you see Michael's Gucci Belt?

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