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When You like dingleberries out of someone's ass then chew it like bubble gum
Dingleberry Bubblegum tastes good. Wanna try?
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When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"
Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
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When your testicle stick to your inner thighs on a humid day.
Man, it's a hot one today, I had to use a whole lot of talc so I didn't get bubblegum balls!
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artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock
Mary: Man im bored
Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =
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(N.) A type of music that is 85% Pop, 14% R&B, and 1% Hip Hop. Made famous by suburbian teenyboppers.
TLC is the perfect example of Bubblegum Hip Hop.
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when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum
i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum
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When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
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