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...is the first step on the road to disappointment. Be realist.
Timmy thought he would get a good mark on his Physics test. Did his world fall around him when he found out he had 12%.
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She’s down right thugged out. Realest friend you’ll even meet. She’s give mad head, and she throws it back. Bad bitch to the max.
God damnnnn girl. Hope is fine as hell
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Hopes are sassy and feisty. If you are mean in the mildest way, they will hunt you down and you will be praying for your life to continue. However, once you get on their good side, Hopes are really loyal friends. They would never hurt someone who is close to their heart ❣Hopes normally go out with a lot of boys but when they find the one, they will stay with them forever 🥰 These girls are extremely beautiful and intelligent yet never nerdy 🤓 if you are licky enough to meet a hope, keep the forever cuz once you loose them, you will regret it ♥️💙
“Who’s that girl over there. She’s peng!”
“That’s Hope”
“I think I love her” 😍
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Hope is a girl of loving character who is always looking out for others they are usually found floating around boys with names that end in son jenson and Harrison for example, they love jesus and love life.
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Hope is one of the best people you will ever meet, she's there for you through your darkest times and never fails to make you smile, she's so smart even though she may not agree at times, her laugh is contagious, she's so much fun to be around. She's honestly everything a person could want in their life, just in one person. (: This girl a one in a billion, there's no other like her. She'll be one of the most important people in your life so don't ever leave her behind.
3.28.20 is the day i met hope (:
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The ridiculous, utterly retarded notion or idea that your Urban Dictionary submission will ever, ever make it to the front page.
Jack: Hey, look, I just submitted something that I just know is REALLY funny that EVERYONE will love. If it doesn't get to the front page, then all the moderators of UrbanDictionary must be fucked up in the head!
The next day, looking at your word on Urban Dictionary (fervently thumbing it up, of course, in a futile attempt to get it noticed)
Jack: Fuck. I'm not funny at all. I hate myself. How did I ever hope for this entry to ever get anywhere and be anything else other than a file stealing server space from the good people of UrbanDictionary.com?
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