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Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including;
-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)
-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"
-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.
-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).
"Go Fuck Yourself"
-Dick Cheney
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Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.
I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!
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A chain attached to a pierced penis
After Al Gore got a nipple ring, George Bush got a Dick Cheney
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A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.
Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."
Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."
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A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney
Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney
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VERB:
1.)The act of shooting a rich Texas lawyer whilst supposedly hunting quail,
2.)To bold-facedly repeat an obvious lie about something despite all indications to the contrary until the more feeble-minded begin to think it's the truth,
EXAMPLE: " Fox News Dick Cheneyed the public with the story that Iraq was responsible for 911."
3.)To shoot 1st & ask questions later, usually used in circumstances where the wrong target is erroneously struck due to inadequate information or horrific misjudgement.
EXAMPLE;
"Gee, Osama's a Saudi living in Afghanistan, why'd you Dick Cheney on Iraq?"
NOUN:
1.) The Vice President of the United States,
2.) A rich foul-mouthed boor,
3.) A pathological liar,
4.) A person with an elevated sense of self-worth that they believe elevates them above the law. see also Conrad Black
VERB Usage:
"We don't hate America, we just don't want to be Dick Cheneyed by them!"
"To Dick Cheney all Americans for the imbecilic rantings of a few FOX news personnel would be an injustice."
"Well Officer, I was cleaning my AK47 & somehow I Dick Cheneyed my wife."
NOUN Usage:
"Brad's girlfriend dumped him, because the last thing in the world she could stand was a Dick Cheney."
"Nobody liked Bob any more, you just couldn't trust a Dick Cheney."
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An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.
Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.
In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.
The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.
Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".
"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
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