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Assault Clip

A large capacity clip capable of killing a room of at least 30 children

your standard clip can hold at least 10 pages of paper but an assault clip... holy shit you better watch out it can hold 200 pages of paper making it illegal to have anywhere due to the Federal Assault Clips ban of 2004

by Koncerned Kommando April 23, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


clip toss

1)arguement
2)gangsta gun fight

"it'll be a clip toss if i go back, with stains of your lip gloss on my throwback" !fabolous

by majestic-myta-ree-of-masta-peace October 5, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clip Art

What was supposed to help add images to Microsoft Word documents but Google Images has replaced.

"You should put some clip art on that paper"

"Ok but instead I'll just use google images"

by willyum332 November 28, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


clip joint

A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.

The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged ยฃ5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.

The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.

An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for ยฃ4, glass of champagne for ยฃ10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.

Mark buys pint of beer for ยฃ4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.

A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between ยฃ100-ยฃ500, depending on how rich Mark look.

If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.

They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.

There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.

Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.

Mark entered a clip joint and left with ยฃ375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

44๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drop a clip

To empty out a clip of bullets in an automatic.

Man, I dropped a clip all up in his ass.

by riloman January 29, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


clip show

A sorry excuse to extend the season of a show by using pre-existing clips from the show in a nostalgic manner.

- Remember when chandler lit his fart on fire and homer worked at the power plant?

- yeah...

que chimes and wavy dream sequence transition.

by JenThe80'sFan May 5, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cop a clip

To acquire ones firearm.

DON'T MAKE ME GO COP A CLIP!!!

by DimDread April 13, 2019