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Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.
I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.
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A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.
The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.
Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.
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Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:
A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!
Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"
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The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.
If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.
A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.
Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.
-Unpleasant sensations experienced after excessive time spent in front of a computer
-Hangover from too much computer(much like from hangover from too much alcohol). You may experience feeling of dizziness, headache, tiredness of eye, and illusion of computer screen moving in rippling motion.
I got a computer hangover from C++ programming non-stop for last 24 hours!
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v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.
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