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lives for his loved ones. He doesn't care what happens to him but strives to protect his family. He is also he great and Mighty leader. He is the Leader of the First generation of Xocos.
Wow, you remind me of Danish Iqbal.
A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.
A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.
I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.
after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!
after i gave little susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face.
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when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back
“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”
“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”
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When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.
"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"
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(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.
Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!
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