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A music genre, preferred by a category of people normally referred to as freaks whose only motive in life is to commit suicide.
Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson is the best example of how loser a person can get and then vent out his pent up loserities in a Death Metal song.
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Forget gospel and Christian rock — death and black metal would have to be the most appropriate possible genres for a certain brand of Christianity.
Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.
Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.
How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Christian death metal lyrics in an uninformed imagination:
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
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The derogatory word for Deathcore, This implies that the genre sucks.
generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!
generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!
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A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".
"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"
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A very attractive male in a metal band who you wish to father your children because he is just so genetically gifted and talented. Typically sporting luscious long locks, the kind you want to brush and braid for all eternity.
Just look at the way he flips his magical hair while he plays his guitar, he's just so beautiful, I wish he would be my death metal daddy.
The act of being extremely freaking awesome. Must some how involve something metal. When seeing something "brutally death metal" one usually says "That was brutally death metal!" followed by the claw.
1. Alyssa and Elyse are brutally death metal.
2. The Amazon rainforest is brutally death metal.
3. Going to work dirty is brutally death metal.
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A concept we couldn't quite get by EMI Records.
"Dude, I can't pronounce their name, but don't you love that new, obscure, Eurasian, Indie Death Metal band?"
"Leave, indie fag."
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