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An alcoholic concoction of beer, vodka, and lemmonade concentrate. In a large cooler combine a 30 pack of beer (Miller HighLife works well as it has no taste), a one liter bottle of vodka (don't go too cheep, I recomend Smirnoff or Iceburg), and 5 cans of lemmonade concentrate (under no circumstances should u use any other brand other than minute maid brand or your batch will taste like absolute shit). dump all this shit into a large cooler, stir it up, dump in a couple bags of ice and enjoy.
Electric Lemonde is one of those drinks you can give to someone who is dead set against alcohol and they will never know they have an alcoholic drink in their hand and it will absolutly fuck u up.
The sidewalks where all the cracks are spray painted yellow to show where they need fixing, look like electric sidewalks when you smoke cannabis
man look at those electric sidewalks trippin me out! that was some dank ganja
The Socks Of The Future
Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?
Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!
Bob:WOW!
Motorized shopping carts for people too old, injured, fat etc to use a regular cart.
Cash: "Nothing irks me the most than seeing a 500 lb motherfucker using the electric cart. I swore that shit was screeching for dear life."
Two gay men riding another gay man who has a pulsating but plug in his ass set on the highest setting...
We’re going to Jamie’s because her brother wants to ride the electric bull
the smell of a new pack of CDs, or DVDs
I opened a new pack of CDs last night totally got a whiff of that electric celery
noun - refers to an establishment offering sunless tanning
noun- "Damn, check out fake n' bake. If she'd keep her ass out of the electric beach, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."