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excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.

"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."

by kenni May 22, 2004

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Excuse My Independence

Commonly referred as EMI, Excuse my independence was a local punk rock band founded in Toronto, Canada. It's members included vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Vittorio Spanu (V.J); Lead guitarist, Sam Jerez; Bass guitarist, Christian Jimenez and drummer, Jorge Villeda. The band had a lot of potential and most of their songs were starting to become very popular, nevertheless, argues and complains that summoned between the drummer and the other three members brought the band to an indefinite hiatus that has lasted until today. Recently, Bass player, Christian Jimenez, confirmed a reunion concert that will take place some time during May of 2010 in which V.J, Sam and himself will play some of their favourite covers including hits from their never released album "From heartache to headache." In addition, ex drummer, Jorge Villeda, was not invited to make part of this reunion concert.

"I wish my band was as famous as Excuse My Independence would have ever been"

by Rivers Retmor April 25, 2010

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excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

by kelsey September 30, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"

by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty March 20, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023


Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019


Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016