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When you've taken such a massive dump that if you don't flush before you wipe your ass, you'll probably overflow the toilet
(similar to the courtesy flush)
Oh my god, I was so embarassed when I nearly overflowed my new boyfriends' toilet.
You should have used a caution flush
What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.
Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.
The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!
When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.
Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.
Flush But Verify
These new water-saving toilets are great, but after taking a massive dump, it's always a good idea to flush but verify.
1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.
2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush
"Bob, I need to use the bathroom after you, make sure you use a safety flush!"