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A far too cute zillenial girl with disarming angelic grace, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, pocket book genius vibe, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, a ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.
What happened to that girl you met online ?
Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.
The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.
Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.
When you take a monstrosity of a shit to where a small portion is protruding out of the water.
Guy 1:"Dude you alright? You were in the bathroom for like 30 mins."
Guy 2:"Yeah I'm alright, I was Dropping An Iceberg."
Guy 1:"The fuck did you just say?"
Vanilla Ice Cream and Guinness Float. Invented at Cadet Officer School - Maxwell AFB, Alabama by Maj MB, LtCol OF, and Maj JK. This beverage was created amidst the gathering of colleagues and educators, pilots and businessmen/women and minds of leadership development.
We ran out of Root Beer for a Root Beer Float…I guess I could just make an Irish Iceberg to drown my frustrations.
A bottle of water that's been left in the freezer long enough to freeze completely.
Named after its resemblance to an iceberg as it thaws.
I tried to open up my iceberg water too early and spilled it on me!