my pants are completely off

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.

"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"

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Rock My Pants Off

Basically A Different Variation Of "Rocks My World", "Rocks My Socks", And Etc. It Was Made By Someone Who Got Sick Of Everyone Using The Same Phrases.

Girl1:Do You Like Madina Lake?
Girl2:Heck Yes, They Rock My Pants Off!

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you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

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I shat my pants

Something I said everyday 7 years ago

Mom I shat my pants

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get out of my pants

a phrase that is used after saying the same thing as someone, like jinx but cooler.

Chelsea: have you seen my softball? (simultaneously)
Alisa: have you seen my softball?

Get out of my pants!

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Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

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stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

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