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When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again
Wow I wish I could do a dirty jasper
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A man with small chicken legs and usually an expert in fresh produce.
Gee that jasper has the smallest legs I've ever seen
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Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
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A typical and very loud wikinazi from USA. They got billions of dollars for all shit they do online. MURICAN DREAM!
I know Jasper Deng - said no one.
I trust Jasper Deng - said no one
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Jasper hale or Jasper Whitlock is one of the hottest characters in the whole twilight saga movies. Soldier, and later Major of the Confederate Army (human life). He was born 1844; Houston, Texas , and was changed when he was 19 the year 1863.
His abilities are like any other vampire.
For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.
A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.
Example 1 :
Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!
Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person
Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest
Jasper is the phenomenon when you are in an area outside, and suddenly you smell semen!!! You cant tell where the source is, but you can definitely smell semen!
So guys lets meet at 10 o clo...What the fuck! You smell that? Damn we drove into a Jasper area!
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An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.
Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?
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