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Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.
Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.
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The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.
He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.
Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.
*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
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A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.
Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?
Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.
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To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
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To maim, degrade or to lessen.
A derogatory term in the 1940s used today by racists. Is taken from the term, "Go home Jew." Often mistaken for a more spiritual term such as 'go home jehovah!'
jehovah, jew, jewish bread, jewbee, Go home jehovah
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Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
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