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when something doesn't work as planned and screws up everything, u say this.
see damnit
well fuck a maid to tears, this damn piece wont fit.
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Relieving in a womans bra, returning it to her, and making her put the bra back on.
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just a very horni person
sex sex sex sex
Horni Maid Kit: Sex
When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition
Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.
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Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.
Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade
Cat-maid day is a day where you apricate the existences of Cat-maids. Not all people agree that these kinds of people should exist.. so it's mainly celebrated in the U.S. .
Nebi: Hey, Sally! It's Cat-maid day! you know what that means!
Sally: ya ya, I know.
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When you take a girl and rub applesauce all over her face. Then you make her sit under the bar stool and hand you drinks.
She lost a bet so I gave her the applesauce and told her to be my Silly Bar Maid for the rest of the night.
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