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When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff
Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon
Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.
"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."
A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!
Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
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A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.
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Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
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A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
Holy shit that was a melon head.
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The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.
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