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• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice
STEPS:
1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.
2. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.
4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!
Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?
Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.
I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it
When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”
A minty 68 is when you agree to the 69 right after someone brushes their teeth, then fail to return the favor after your boyfriend blows you, thereby owing him one later for the 69.
Ol’ Striker got a “Minty 68” before deciding Timmy Horton’s was more important than finishing the 69, his boyfriend wasn’t too happy either.
Something so simple that even a child can understand.
Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.
Someone who has no standards in relationships, no hygiene and can’t sing, you can’t even be in the same room as them for a long time. You say it when you want to make them feel like they are class but they’re actually ass.
Oh look who’s singing alone in the rec room? She’s a minty kitty, that one, let’s come back when she’s gone.
When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...