The Sexual act of spreading your partners ass cheeks apart, widening their anus, and shouting noot noot into their cavernous hole.
Tonight ill give you a right nooting!
A small but fierce individual from deep in the mountains. Someone who exclaims ‘noot noot’ when in distress. A strange but curious creature. Loved by all.
Omg wow, did you see taskmaster last night? That alex hourne is such a noot noot davies
When you mess the easiest of situations up, commonly occurs at the back stick
Foos u have absolutely nooted that
When a man farts at the same time he nuts.
Our room smelled really bad after my boyfriend nooted as we both climaxed. It ruined the mood.
When everything you planned just falls into place with little or no effort. Or when somethings really awesome, has to be said with a ''sch'' and in a high voice.
Guy: Oh man, first we got our beer for free then the all the hot girls from school came round. To top it off everyone stayed in the garden so my 'rents didnt know a thing.
Bob: Schoweet as a noot!