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The uber rich. Usually used in the saying “the haves, the have nots, and the have yachts”.
Ehrlich and Baghead threw a big tiki rager on Alcatraz acting like have yachts, but it turned out they were broke-ass have nots
An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.
An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break
The opposite of a moped
Example:
Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.
Example:
It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.
First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!
I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.