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One who talks shit for hours on end.
i was like rogue porter last night.
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Catholic all girls school found near 50 cent's house in the middle of nowhere (Conneticut). So called prestigious, but then again, how can things near 50 cent be prestigious? Well anyways, to sum it up, a school full of premadonna drunk schoolgirls.
Haha, she goes to Miss Porter's.
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the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?
Girl2: Austin Porter
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Big fat-ass who thinks she rules the world
Age: Old AF
Personality: BIIIIITCH
Ms. Porter in a normal classroom enviorment!
KId: Hi !
Porter: Hey! imma rape you!
Kid: Fuck.
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This when a man finds a donkety and fucks in it's ass until poops and bleeds at the same time.
I am such a big Donkey porter me and my friend did it yesterday.
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a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape
Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
To bleach you're hair like the musican porter robinson
"Yo dude did you see Billie eilish's new hair? She really pulled a Porter Robinson!"