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Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.
"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.
When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland
Progressively unproductive. Doing things that amount to nothing that make you wonder why you just did that. An example being the constant conversation about the homeless in Portland metro yet nothing being done.
Person #1: Hey! How was the protest?
Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.
Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!
a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.
"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"
"Portland Park"
A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.
We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.
If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.
When you are reverse titty-fucking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. Not to be confused with the New England Snowstorm
She still has powder in her eyes because I totally gave her the 'ol Portland Snowstorm last night