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When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.
"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."
616đź‘Ť 373đź‘Ž
to take a person, preferably female, and pick her up in the air and punt her in her clitoris as you would do to a soccer ball. most commonly used when mad at someone.
I was so pissed at Jess that I wanted to clit punt her down the hallway.
11đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.
Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
15đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
When your outdoors and you get tired of chewing your gum so you spit your gum up in the air and drop kick it as far as you can. Can sometimes turn into a competition if your with friends.
Chody: Dude did you just see my gum punt!?
Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!
The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
Kicking or Booting a female in her Crotch/Genital Area.
Bianca: Fuck You James!
James: If you don't apologise i'm gonna cunt punt you!