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cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.

"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."

by "Big" Mike July 6, 2006

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clit punt

to take a person, preferably female, and pick her up in the air and punt her in her clitoris as you would do to a soccer ball. most commonly used when mad at someone.

I was so pissed at Jess that I wanted to clit punt her down the hallway.

by discoxxlemonade February 15, 2009

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Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.

Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"

by OnWingsOfLead March 21, 2007

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Cunt punt

Similar to sack tapping, anyone with a vagina who is kicked in the vagina.

"Hey Sarah. Cunt punt!"

by Lecreator April 22, 2015


Cunt Punt

Kicking or Booting a female in her Crotch/Genital Area.

Bianca: Fuck You James!
James: If you don't apologise i'm gonna cunt punt you!

by pinkyout March 14, 2016


Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

by broske!! January 21, 2009


Gum Punt

When your outdoors and you get tired of chewing your gum so you spit your gum up in the air and drop kick it as far as you can. Can sometimes turn into a competition if your with friends.

Chody: Dude did you just see my gum punt!?

Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!

by Beauson March 10, 2011