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Its like coyote ugly, but involving your stomach and a bag full of empty Taco bell wrappers.
"What you are doing in there, Tom?"
"Working through some Taco Bell Regret! *flush*"
When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.
Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.
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The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
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This phrase is used in an unapologetic way when describing events that range from the embarrassing to the indescribable stupid, but for which the person involved feels no remorse because it presumably brought the subject enjoyment or amusement. Usually accompanied by a ridiculous .gif to convey how much the person does not give a fuck what others think.
Phrase originating in it's current form, like everything, from a Simpsons episode.
friend 1: "dude, what the fuck. did you really go home with that ugly girl last night? she had no teeth and was wearing a wig, sideways."
friend 2: "I regret nothing"
girl: "I stayed home last night. I cuddled with my cats, drank 4 beers and ate six tacos. at 2 am I ordered pizza and fell asleep with my hands inside my pants in the living room. I regret nothing"
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It is the sinking feeling one experiences approximately 5-10 minutes after posting something on facebook that is too personal, sounds psychotic, is overtly passive-aggressive, or just plain inappropriate AND is likely to subject that person to pity, scorn, and worse of all, embarassing comments to follow.
After Janie posted as her facebook status, "The Tim Tebow superbowl ad really brought up some bad memories," she immediately had post-post regret.
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Jim had major post-post regret after he commented that his ex looked just as amazing in her profile pic as she does EVERY night in his dreams. He especially felt the sting of post-post regret as her friends comments of "stalker" were followed by his ex promptly deleting and blocking him. At least he didn't mention the life size cardboard cut out he still had in his room, of his ex, at his mom's house.
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The quote is often used the the Postal Dude from the Postal game series before shoves a fucking grenade into his mouth before it explodes and obliterates his fucking head off.
Postal dude: I regret nothing.
*Shoves a fucking grenade into his mouth*
*Explodes*
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When you're up late on Sunday night doing homework and wishing you had at least started it on Friday or Saturday.
Start your homework early; don't fall victim to Sunday night regret!!
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