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While Saturdays are for the boys, Sundays are for our lord
Women: Honey go to the store please.
Man: No, todays saturday, Saturdays are for the boys
Women: What About tomorrow?
Man: No, Sundays are for our lord
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Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.
Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.
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evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.
serves as a means of destroying the weekend
UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards
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A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
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A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".
Your Old Lady farted while I was eating
My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.
The event that takes place every Saturday in which the feline named ‘Sapphire’ is praised with gifts and affection.
“I’m so excited for sapphire Saturday!”
The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.
I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite