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While Saturdays are for the boys, Sundays are for our lord
Women: Honey go to the store please.
Man: No, todays saturday, Saturdays are for the boys
Women: What About tomorrow?
Man: No, Sundays are for our lord
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Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.
Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.
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evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.
serves as a means of destroying the weekend
UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards
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A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
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The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.
I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite
A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".
Your Old Lady farted while I was eating
My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.
a phrase used by a person who is going to commit suicide in the near future.
henry letham said he’d do it Saturday. Saturday at midnight