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The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
Tallahassee lemonade
Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.
Jessica gave Dominik a Tallahassee tickle aftrr gettimg into an arguement.
Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.
Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.
When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.