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When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
Tallahassee lemonade
Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.
Jessica gave Dominik a Tallahassee tickle aftrr gettimg into an arguement.
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.