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When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."
When you wake a girl up by eating her out.
Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock
To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"
He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.
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A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.
Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.
Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.
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Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!
(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"
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Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.
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When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.
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