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chair eater

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus

wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus

by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017

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Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010

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CHAIR FORCE

A military force of men who specialize in fields that involve sitting on chairs strategically.

CHAIR FORCE: THE ARMY THAT SITS

by CHAIRFORCE2 May 17, 2018

63๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bro Chair

A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.

Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.

by jlfour January 4, 2015

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chairs up

A phrase used for the wrapping up of an event or program where everyone in the platform has been on the same page, with the intent of having some routine followup for the greater good.

Great job with our weekly planning meeting you guys. See you next week. Chairs up!

by sbg3 January 9, 2018

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chair dance

grooving and making dance like motions while seated.

Kevin can chair dance like a penguin in water.

by Yehuda1967 December 13, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Boyfriend Chair

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends

"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

by Rosemarie ventiroso September 14, 2007

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