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A mother-in-law with a slightly downturned face that silently judges everything you say to your spouse.
"Wow, my husband's mother is really being a broody hen today!!"
The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.
Really? I don't give a hen shit.
*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"
Other than the known insult, the term OLD HEN is used in latin american cultures to express the quality of a good looking older woman, which even brings up a popular saying:
"Old hen makes a better chicken soup"
-Man, this MILF has been hitting on me all night long, what am i supposed to do? by her age, she could even be my mom!
-Chill out dude, she looks better than that alien you used to call your girlfriend, anyway, "OLD HEN MAKES A BETTER CHICKEN SOUP"
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1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio
2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya
the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups
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A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.
"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"
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So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen
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A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.
A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*
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