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1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!
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The additive transferred to objects (particularly food) from a) touching your private parts or b) going to the toilet and not washing your hands.
"I wouldn't eat those free peanuts mate, I've heard they get covered in trouser spice."
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An erection
The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.
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The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.
That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!
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The act of ejaculating in your pants and not being able to change them for a long period of time.
The security guard at the San Diego Chargers game sure did have soggy trousers for the remainder of the game.
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Trouser sauce refers to male ejaculate left visible on one's pants. Usually, trouser sauce occurs following a handjob or blowjob in an automobile.
After my girl jerked me off in the drivers seat, I had a bunch of trouser sauce all over my jeans.
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When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't
That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.
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