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A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.
Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.
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The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.
Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.
Rough trucker: One who exudes brash abrasive behavior; speaks like they wash their mouth with Comet;
"Man Wendi's voice is so hard on my ears."
"I know. She's definitely a rough trucker."
The truck drivers on COPS when they get out are dressed as women but are obviously men.
Cop: Get the fuck out of the car.
Tranny Trucker: I CANT, MY HAIR ISNT DONE
Cop: God damn tranny truckers.
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A sexual position where you put on a dime store trucker hat and you put an 18 wheeler air horn pull chain around your gal pal's neck. Put her in that certain position that always creates powerful queefs. Pump away until you are certain there is a powerful queef just waiting to get out. Now quickly pull out, pull on the air horn pull chain around her neck and yell, “Get the F@#$! out of my way you son of a bitch” in an angry trucker voice as she queefs loudly like your own personal trucker horn. For an added effect, do this in the back of a pickup going 60 MPH while your friend watches you go by from the side of the road at the precise moment so he hears the Angry Trucker with the Doppler effect. The Ladies find this sexual position very romantic. I think it was featured in the movie, The Notebook.
For my 10th year anniversary I wanted to do something very romantic for my wife. So I pulled an Angry Trucker on it. I think she fell in love all over again.
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A radio network that broadcast Country music news & Interstate Highway information for truck drivers that is broadcast on both A.M & F.M.in the late night hours.
One night,I tuned in to WBAP AM 820 & heard Trucker Radio programming, odd thing was I live 900 miles away from Dallas!
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