Plan B underwear

The underwear at the bottom of your drawer that has long ago stopped fitting and is occasionally used when on menstrual cylcle, but will be used when all other panties are dirty. Honestly most people dont know why they even own them, but never thrown away.

The reason why im wearing granny panties today is because I had to resort to my plan B underwear.

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Dirty Underwear Club

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.

Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

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goblin underwear song

an old korean folklore song

SPOILER:
referred to in the Korean drama "Goblin" by the grim reaper while folding underwear

The goblin underwear song was hummed by the grim reaper, and this irritated the goblin.

underwear gnome economics

A business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of stratedgy or how the business is run.

Outlined in an episode of South Park, where gnomes are stealing the town's underwear. The gnome's plan is to...
Step One: Collect underwear.
Step Three: Profit.

WebMD's underwear gnome economics.
Step One: 'Provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.'
Step Two:
Step Three: Profit.

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eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

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Ed's Underwear! (gags)

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.

Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!

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when the underwear is sus

i fucking looked at a trash can

when the underwear is sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding

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