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The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)
They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.
Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!
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A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight
a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done
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The town that Kurt Cobain WAS born in...is a next to Hoquiam, WA where so many mistaken folk attribute him as being born. There is no hospital in Hoquiam only in Aberdeen
He wasn't born in Hoquiam folks, get it right.
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an isolated island in door county, wisconsin populated mostly by alcoholic conservative rednecks who act like they are well informed but would probably shoot you if you went on their property. this place is swamped with retarded tourists in the summer, mostly from illinois and india who don't know exactly where the fuck they are. probably the most bars per capita in the united states. one cool place is nelsen's hall, home of the bitters club.
what's the bitters?
what do you do in the winter?
where's the anchor for washington island?
are we in canada? what kind of money do you use here?
do you have cars and electricity?
which beach is closest to the water?
where do you buy your underwear?
can you swim under washington island?
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An act of sexual congress in which a man takes a virgin home and (trading in an ax for a much harder tool), destroys her cherry tree.
Before finishing, the man pulls out and lets loose a cum eruption on the former virgin's head. Lastly, he tosses a handful of baby powder on her hair, which combines with the baby juice to take on the look of a powdered wig.
"Man, that's probably not the way Joe's sister thought she'd lose her virginity, but I think she mostly enjoyed the George Washington I gave her this weekend."
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A small town on the coast of western Washington. It shares a border with the town of Hoquiam. Aberdeen has a small High School that rivals with the neighboring town's high school, Hoquiam High School, in fall of 2005 will be the 100th football game between the two schools.
The border of the two towns is Myrtle St.
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The town where Kurt Cobain was born and also grew up in.
Kurt Cobain spent most of his childhood in Aberdeen, Washignton.
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