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Wrap around it

Wrap your brain around it. Try to understand something.

The idea that Don Draper is the most influential man in America is weird. I am trying to wrap around it!

by millerk10 October 7, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gift wrap

The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.

Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.

Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.

Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?

Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.

Curious party: Nice.

by GreenLabel April 29, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


willy wrap

To wrap a fine string around the penis wich will cause the head of your penis to swell. Then you penetrate your partner's ass wich will make her shit all over you.

"My girlfriend was constipated so i just gave her a willy wrap."

by Freddy and Kevin March 3, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snack Wrap

Latest McDonald's convention to rip off customers $1.49 at a time.

Customer: One snack wrap please
Employee: $1.49 please

by PornSoldier June 29, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Wrap Around

Basically this move is done when the person you want to kiss is infront of you and the back of there head is facing you. You then Move in for a vicious kiss and you wrap your whole body around around them and basically your neck becomes Jerraff like.

omg what the hell was that he kissed me like he was a snake.

oh no that was a Yodie wrap around

Rizzle

by BigRizzle January 10, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


duece wrap

a Phrase used to assure that you will get the second pull/hit off a blunt or Jay

Kolin Informs me that he is done twisting, so i blurt out "duece wrap" to assure i get second pass on the cypher.

by Corey O'Brien April 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wrap it up

Also, the hand gesture characterized by an upward pointing index finger moved in a circle.

Hand gesture

by Prime December 18, 2002

62๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž