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A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.
I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!
To beat off.
What are you doing in there, Jesse? Hunting the Yeti?
An orgy game. To play; you invite 4 or more people over to be the spaghetti and then you invite a large hairy man as the guest of honor to be the yeti and then you all fuck.
“Yo man I went to that orgy and there was a yeti in the spaghetti, it was wild”
A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.
User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
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A large, hairy, and white male who possesses an almost snow-like complexion and has an unquenchable thirst for thievery. Commonly dwells in the more temperate southern regions of the world and is a relative of the northeastern yetty.
Blight! My jumpdrive's gone... damn klepto yeti must've ganked it when I went to the bathroom.
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A creature who sexually preys on his/her friends during periods of birthday celebration. The beast feeds off the insobriety of the birthday goers and lures them back to its velvet lined den where it performs a gruesome yet mesmorising dance which selectively paralyses all but the intromittent organs of the individual. The Sex Yeti wields no physical weapons but uses more deceptive methods of persuasion; luring pheromones and the deception of physical arrousal.
1) "Oh no here comes the Sex Yeti! Quick everyone hide the women and children, get the dogs and pitch forks and cut off your genitals!!!"
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