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A name given to, primarily white males. It was the name of one of the greatest writers of all time: Roald Dahl. A Roald is a person of high intellectual capacity and the ability to achieve any goals they set for themselves. Sometimes they need some pressure to help them make up their mind, but when they finally do "it's go time". Very good friends and loyal partners.
That guy is such a hard worker... He has to be a Roald.
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Ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. Appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, porn, fish n chips and Kylie Minogue. Roald's tend to get shit-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. Roald's do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. The secret to making friends with a Roald, OR capturing a Roald's heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. The distinctive coloring of young Roald's does tend to capture the interests of horny female middle-aged school principles....
Person: "Hey man.. can i ask a favor?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "Pleeease?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "...What if i got you a burger...?
Roald: "FUCK YES!!@$%@!!!
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Famous Children's Book Author
Did you know that Roald Dahl wrote many books such as... The BFG, Charlie and the chochlate factory, Matilda, and Charlie and the great glass elevator?
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Roald Dahl was born September 13, 1916, he died November 23, 1990. When he was alive, he was sent to multiple boarding schools, most notably Canterbury, his headmaster was the future Archbishop of Canterbury and don't think he didn't spare students from the spanking. He did BIG spanking, mind you. Imagine, the future Archbishop of Canterbury is spanking you. But I got too far off track. When WWII started, he stopped alot of Germans from escaping to Portugese East Africa, although most of them probably wouldn't enlist in the army. He then joined the RAF and was sent on missions during the Middle East and Greece. He crashed into the ground an spent about a week in a hospital. After that, he went back to his mother until he went to America. There he found a publisher who told him to send him notes, when Roald Dahl sent him an entire book! The publisher recognized his talent and rushed to publish it. He wrote "A Piece of Cake", "The Twits", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", "Danny, the Champion of the World", "Matilda", "The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and 6 More" and more.
Roald Dahl was an inspiring author.
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A dirty Roald. When you are having sex, and suddenly get the urge to grab his/her troath and fuck till they pass out.
Wow you really don’t remember anything of what happened before I gave you a Dirty Roald?
Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald
Guys with this name is VERY beautiful,Handsome,smart,loving,cute,funny,
Cool and so much more! If you ever find a Mats Roald you sould NEVER let go of him.
This is a guy NO ONE deserves. If you have a Mats Roald in your life, thats a sign that gods have blessed you. Next time you see YOUR Mats Roald, Look til info the eyes and say, i love your my world and if you leave me life will be a loving hell. I love you my dear Mats Roald
Girl1: WOW!! He is so smart and Handsome!
Girl2: Oh, that must be because he is a Mats Roald
Gril1: I wish that one day i'll find my Mats Roald!
Girl2: You're VERY lucky og you find a Mats Roald!
So NEVER let him go if you find your Mats Roald!