yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

Yoghurt rag

A way of cleaning up ones bollock yoghurt.

Don’t go in there Mam that’s where I keep my yoghurt rag.

Bread or yoghurt

The most sickening savgsness you could ever say to your sister

Bread or yoghurt?

Yoghurt Water Humour

Yoghurt water humour is essentially a more simplistic version of Gen Z humour, consisting of very random actions/wrods (typically in greek for some reason) that tingle the laugh triggers in your brain.

1. ΣΙΕΡΟΚΌΜΟΣ ντορεμιφασολασιντο (example of yoghurt water humour)
2. ΒΑΒΥΛΌΝΙΟΙ ΧΟΥΕΑΥΟΥΓΙΑΓΙΑΤΟΥΠΑΠΜΟΥ. (example of yoghurt water humour)
3. Αγρός. (example of yoghurt water humour)

toe in the yoghurt

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong

I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp