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yuppie puppie

One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.

Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.

by lacoste_lover September 28, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gutter Yuppie

A yuppie in punk/hipster's clothing. The yuppie's self-awareness that his lifestyle is not considered hip persuades him to create a false image of himself so other's see him as having admirable grassroots or DIY values.

"Did you see how that Gutter Yuppie parked his car four blocks away so no one would see him get into his BMW after the punk concert?"

by DoodInSF February 9, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


yuppie colors

when designers or paint companies choose to label colors with cute and exotic names that clearly defy the actual name or nature of the color, most commonly applied to different hues of one main color.

" hey honey do you think we should paint our room tequila, key lime pie, or matte boogar".

"how about we just go with green".

just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.

by Plotbert February 3, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


yuppie boy

a Yuppie Boy (yupp-ie boi) is an ignorant fool, has no common sence.

offten from the city
doesnt like beer

"that yuppie boy drives his daddys truck"

by bamfastheycome April 8, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


yuppie foodstamp

a twenty dollar bill

...brazen is really weird.

Did I leave a yuppie foodstamp in your car?

by ame via brazen November 7, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yuppie Wannabe

People that believes the myth of a yuppie life-style being both satisfying and viable. They tend to be highly in debt.

A :i gotta have that designer bag, yesterday i just saw a celeb using it!
B : c'mon girl, you don't need that bag, your credit is over limit already! *sigh* you're such a yuppie wannabe!

by dontyouhaveamindofyourown August 31, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


yuppie puppy

The more sinsister offspring of the legendary yuppie of 1980s Britain.

Their primary directive at birth is to leave the leafy surburbs of decently sized urban areas where they reside with there retiring and massively wealthy parents and moved inwards to gentrify all they lay before them. Notting Hill and the Docklands of London a perfect example.

Now with regular accents as opposed to the Home Counties twang of the generation that came before them.

"i live in a upwardly mobile urban area - I'm a yuppie puppy!"

by britishandworried February 4, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž