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When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.
"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."
A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!
Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
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Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
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A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.
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A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
Holy shit that was a melon head.
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The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.
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