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wearing a speedo with a flag of your country on it
person 1: look at that guy, hes really fat!
person 2: yeah but at least hes for patriotism
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wearing a speedo with a flag of your country on it
person 1: look at that guy, hes really fat!
person 2: yeah but at least hes for patriotism
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The man who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
--Mark Twain
Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!
Jim: Why?
Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!
Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?
Jim: What study?
Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?
Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?
Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....
Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?
Joe: Well...um...not exactly...
Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!
Jim: (facepalm)
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1. Someone who merely loves his/her country and believes it is ultimately a force of good despite what others may think.
2. A term conservatives identify with enough to be able to tolerate incessant liberal whining.
3. A term many liberals will whine about.
4. A term conservatives will abuse, thus pissing off liberals causing them to whine more.
Far-left hippie ideological douchebag nutcase: I hate my country, it is a force of evil. I am not a patriot. Fuck America. Fuck Capatilism. Fuck patriotism.
Typical liberal: I love my country but believe it is seriously flawed and a major problem in the world.
Typical conservative: I love my country and believe it is ultimtely a force of good in the world.
Far-right facist psychopath: I love my country so much that other countries should do as we say or die.
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when your doing a girl in the butt, punch her in the back and bust on it...bruise is blue, blood is red, and bust is white
i punched this girl real hard while i was doing her, she had a patriot for a weeks
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having pride in your country's leaders and not questioning every decision that they make like liberal bastards
Flying your flag high is true patriotism.
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