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Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome
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A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.
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The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?
Guy: Hells yeah.
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This national day lies on the 26th of June
National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .
A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!
Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!
The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.
Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now