bernard

sexiest human alive

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
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Bernard

A Rolled Up Cigarette

Wanna go out for a bernard bruv

Bernards

The school with the most ugliest boys in New Zealand

Bernards are sackless

Bernard

A tall guy, loves his family and kids and never leaves. A family guy.

That’s Bernard he always has his kids.

Bernard

If the man's a Bernard, then the man's a hoe.

Wow, that guy is such a freaking Bernard. He sleeps with a different woman every night!

Bernard

Beast

Bernard is 29, and she is 18. What a beast

Bernard

A lame ass nigga who short as fuck

“You seen Bernard lately?” No I never see him because he’s short as fuck.