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The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.
Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.
when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles
Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.
Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.
Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door
Vintage term for being in prison.
I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement
Best known for producing world-class green cement.
It has a strong commitment towards innovation in sustainability and technology to offer eco-friendly building solutions.
With a vision to build a self-reliant India by boosting our colossal infrastructure, JSW Cement has established itself as The Leaders’ Choice.
JSW Cement is The Leaders’ Choice.
A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver
Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass