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Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.
A: Hey, how was your weekend?
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
mixing Monster Energy Rehab tea and lemonade with vodka, tasting amazing while still having the power to put you in a coffin.
hey chad, i had a coffin bomb last night and is was amazing with a kick power. i felt like i might end up in a coffin
The name of Eddie Munsons band from the show stranger things
Chrissy: “Corroded Coffin how could I forget!”
An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70
So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.
Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."
Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."
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Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out
"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"
"Oh that's the worst man"
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Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.
Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.
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