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A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
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where you party, get drunk and get laid.
Matt: I went to college, and now I'm a man!
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The ongoing party. You have the times where everyone loves each other and is in the best mood ever. Further on in the party people start to get bitchy, and angry, and confrentational. Then time passes and everyone is having an awesome time again.
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A place for people who are:
1) Scared to go out into the real world
2) Shelterd
3) Want to be average and middle class forever
Stake my own claim? In the real world? I would rather hide in college, so there is nothing to compare my failures to, except grades and a lifetime of loans.
55👍 87👎
An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.
The best time of my life, college, from Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA.
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A place that, as 21 Jump street defines, where you get to smoke weed with kids, drink booze, and fuck anything in a pair of jeans with low self esteem.
See also: hell
Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Schmidt: Yes!
Jenko: No!
A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.