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Colonic music

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

by C. Felix November 7, 2005


Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.

"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."

by 4thfloorvictim November 14, 2009


fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 19, 2011


Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.

by HustonB August 10, 2011


colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009


Media Colonization

(mēdēə kä-lə-nə-ˈzā-shən)
Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering

a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding

the space be altered to accommodate their

ideas, values and/or worldviews.

2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group

of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or

fanbase through ostracization, intimidation

and/or bullying.

3. The complete alteration of a media space,

fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of

catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.

The media colonization of Disney, seems to have had a dire impact on the current state of the franchise.

by Muttemor August 23, 2022


colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 12, 2013