Deaf spot

Equally to the blind spot of the retina, where the optic nerve is located, the deaf spot is that place of the eardrum, where you can find the hear nerve. This deaf spot is mostly a male-only problem, as German scientists discovered in the late 90s.

Darn! When Matt is watching football at TV he seems to be deaf. He'll not hear the telephone or doorbell ringing and if I call him, he'll not hear it too. It must be Matt's deaf spot!, Darryl said to her girlfriend.

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deaf tits

A bible thumping employee with hearing disabilities in which every response from them begins with huh? Also they have gross tits.

Hey man ask deaf tits if she can move that tv. She didn't hear me !

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Deaf nodder

The aggravating person at any event who continually just nods there head and agrees, during a conversation as if they have any idea what you are talking about, due to a loss of concentration or an unnecassary loud noise (usually music) in the background. It can be tested by insulting them and observing there reaction.

Chris:' hey man did u see Jeff at that party?'
James:'yea but he was just a deaf nodder they whole night'

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Socially tone deaf

a condition of being oblivious and/or clueless regarding the existence of social cues, nuances, mores, norms, et cetera, within a given social subset, or more often than not totally and completely and all the time. This is distinct from the more estimable traits of being indifferent or irreverant, where one is aware of social expectations, cues, et cetera, but simply doesn't care or flat out mocks and/or rejects them. Socially tone deaf people are blind, deef and dumb to the normative social standards and expectations of behavior around them, and demonstrate this with regular incidences of egregious and embarassing faux~pas and party fowling. Consistent responses to the socially tone deaf include head shaking, eye rolling, clandestined warnings under one's breath, and quick-thinking, opportunistic ditching. Syn (masc): fuckstick, (fem): bobblehead.

-Look out, here comes everybody's favorite conversationalist; for pete's sake don't get her started you know socially tone deaf she is.

-Bob is so socially tone deaf, I can't take him anywhere with me.

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racially tone deaf

A person who cannot tell that they're being racist with their words or actions.

I can't believe how racially tone deaf she is for doing black face and thinking it's ok???

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Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

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turn a deaf ear

Refuse to hear or listen to something or somebody on purpose.

When you really try to get people to listen and they don't, they obviously want to turn a deaf ear.

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