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A country geographically situated within Europe but politically removed from the ideology of Europe.
Often subject to torrents of abuse from disgruntled sheep farmers situated in Wales and Scotland because we are still guilty of some superannuated crime commited before these people's descendents even lived.
A nation full of stoic people who, whilst courageous and proud are also apathetic.
107p for a ltr of petrol and we all just sit and take it. Time to be like France and riot!
Americans think England is a facsimilie of their culture, but they are grossly mistaken so we shall move swiftly on.
England is a nation that on here seems to be represented by it's football team (oh dear).
Football is lame, so are you muppets arguing it. Go any find another way to have a macho-cock-measuring contest.
England is the oldest established democratic model of paliment/government in the world.
Scotish man: Focking english jebbend.
English man: ...thanks for your time....
England has many English people who adore Welsh, Scottish and Irish culture.
As for the ones calling us a "Cunt of a country"...at least we provide pleasure. What do you do you ropey-looking pikey turd?
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most amazing country on the face of the planet. also home to my favorite band McFly.
:DD
Zomg! i just got back from england and it was ACE!!!
I love McFly, theyre from england!
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Best place in the world.
That says a hell of a lot coming from a Canadian.
What more can be said?
it says i have to say England.
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I hate england it sucks i hate \it they have terrible hygiene and shrvg teeth they smell leiekew a poopy
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England is the best place ever, it is home to the Queen, schools not being shooting ranges, tea, big ben and so much more. Just a wonderful city.
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England has been racially criticised and stereotyped by most of the world as being posh and drinking tea every 12 minutes. They DON'T all act like pompous dicks. Theyre NOT all friendly and gentlemen. They DONT go on balls and royal dances all the time. And they DO drink beer and other alcoholic non-tea drinks.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
Scotland could kick England's ass! We've got Sean Connery!
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England:fathers to the americans,brothers to scotish and irsh,cousins to the irish,the better side of the family than the australien,5 star hotel to the romans,rulers of the west,creators of civilisation,winners of ww2,ww1,100 year war,english civil war(obviously) and we do put on a fucking marvellous show
an american says"hey jim i was thinking about going to the united kingdom or whatever"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"
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