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When you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. It is usually the reason for most people to stay home.
"mom can i stay home today i think i've got the flu or somthing" said jake the snake
"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom
"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away
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having sinus problems, for example: runny nose, sniffles, congestion,etc. due to an all night cocaine binge. Typically the person will not be run down but alert and energetic.
" I think Heather has some bad allergies today, but they don't seem to be slowing her
down." --
-- "Nah, she has the Colombian Flu!"
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Racist name for the COVID-19 coronavirus.
The racist Covidiot went to the retarded Trump rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "Kung Flu"
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When a person is moving, selling or using a kilo of cocaine.
That dude's got the bird flu.
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A type of flu, that despite being around for decades and having periodic flare ups that kill relatively few people, is somehow the new supervirus that is going to destroy humanity.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media has talked nonstop about swine flu for months despite it being less severe and less deadly than the seasonal flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
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Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.
No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?
Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.
The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.
Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.
"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman